Burger King has decided to launch an advertising frenzy with their mascot The King. They released 3 Xbox and Xbox 360 which works on either one, and you can get it for only $3.99 each when you buy a Value meal. Or so they say because when I walked in to purchase them they said that I didn?t have to buy anything, so all 3 games came out to a total of $9.99 + Tax. A couple of minutes later I was walking out with all 3 games and 2 $.99 cent double cheese burgers. I only had $14 bucks on me. I did not get to go home and play them like many of us when they get a new game instead I had to get back to work. No I do not work at a Burger King.

Sneak King:

??????????????? In Sneak King you take on the Role of The King and surprise anyone who is Hungry. You take on a mission and complete it as fast as you can to score points. The more points you score the more missions you will earn and move on to the next stage, of course being spotted means that you will loose points and have to start over again.

You can hide anywhere where, hiding is possible and where the cursor tells you to hide. There are many hiding places but you cannot hide anywhere you please. When people less expect it you jump out and scare them with food. Of course pulling this maneuver means that the person has to be hungry in order to do it correctly and score major points. Most of the time you will just get to sneak up behind any one who is hungry and just surprise them. There is a meter that will tell you how surprised they got when they saw you and in order to get a high score you must stop the arrow at a 3 which is the maximum surprise level they have.

If you don?t feed people then they just pass out of hunger but you don?t get penalized for that. There is no multiplayer on this game so passing it and getting bored of it should be a snap. However for all you including myself cheap skates out there who don?t want to pay to play online this game comes with a 2 day free trial on Xbox Live. Of course this game is not online but if you have other online games why not take them out for a spin against other people against the world.

Pocket Bike Racer:

Pocket Bike Racer is about driving motorcycles around 5 arenas. It has some similarities to Mario Kart but in a different way. You get to collect items and shoot at people. However is not like driving into a block and get an item. You must drive in between 2 cones and collect power and until you have enough power you can shoot either a firecracker, shield, and a flash grenade, etc. You can also use boost at the cost of your power meter but if done wrong everything can go wrong. Once you have enough for the power up you want to use and use it all of your power meter will be depleted. All that work for only a small power up.

Racing is done in 50cc, 100cc, and 150cc. ?There is also another mode where you can duel it out with all 8 characters and in order for you to win you must hit 6 characters with any weapon. You can also race against your own time in Time Trial mode or take it all out online via Xbox Live. Racing online is nothing special it?s the same game over and over again.

Big Bumpin?:

Big bumpin? is an all out bumper car. The point of the game is to hit your opponent throw him into traps and win. You must be the last one standing. The game itself is a challenge because it takes a while to get used to the controls. You must use the joystick in order to move around. The game also features a hockey game bumper cart style that really is just as boring as the game. The game also features online multiplayer but I doubt you will want to play this game at all.

Closing Comments:
Hey What do you expect for only $3.99 each.

Sneak King:

Game Play: Feeding people not as fun as you think. 1/10

Sound: Ok sound effects but people talk like blobs and the music is terribel. 2/10

Controls: Not that hard to figure out. Better than most games. 5/10

Graphics: last-gen graphics but the game can put up to 720p. 7/10

Life Span: A few levels and plenty of missions should last 1.5 hours or more. 6/10

Total Score: 30% = F

Pocket Bike Racer:

Game Play: Boring, easy to understand, Boring, could of used a little more tweaking did I mention Boring. 2/10

Sound: Great sound effects but music is still terrible. 6/10

Controls: Same controls as other racing games which is standard. 7/10

Graphics: Better than expected. 8/10

Life Span: Many Race modes and unlockables. 7/10

Total Score: 60% = D

Big Bumpin?:

Game Play: At first you won?t know what the hell to do but you?ll learn. 3/10

Sound: Ok Sound effects, Terrible music. 3/10

Controls: Controlled only by joystick but it still feels strange every time you pick up and play. 1/10

Graphics: Same as the other ones. 5/10

Life Span: Tournament Modes and Bumpin Hockey should last a couple of hours. 4/10

Total Score: 32% = F

Reviewed by: NightHawk